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S & M ( Sausage and Mash) Cafe - Portobello

S & M ( Sausage and Mash) Cafe - Portobello Summary

  • Cuisine(s): British, Budget
  • Opening Times:
    Mon - Thurs: 09:00 - 23:00
    Fri - Sat: 09:00 - 23:30
    Sun: 09:00 - 22:30
  • Avg Price: £22.00
 

(Avg Price is the average cost per person for a full meal, drinks/wine and service/tip.)

S & M ( Sausage and Mash) Cafe - Portobello Description

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Your Reviews of S & M ( Sausage and Mash) Cafe - Portobello

Adam Buzasi (14 July 2005)

Jaded, second day clothes and hungover I was taken out for lunch. I did have second thoughts after reading the somewhat kinky name of the tucked away establishment. The beautiful girl in question had not taken me out before so this was going to be a true reflection.

I walked in and loved it. Lucky enough to get a booth, we sat and integrated into the retro, lazy vibe. Partly due to the chosen company, but the sign on the wall was so true. The mug of tea arrived, and then my bangers and mash. The tunes were British and it all fell into place, like JT, I was loving it.

I started to feel sick as I was smashed the night before, but to not be British and prevail as we damn well should do in such surroundings would be a crime, punishable by a 'pants down' beating. This is probably the most charming place I have ever been. Ladies, take a man here, and pay, and he will leave happy and have you in his mind for some time to come.

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Additional Info for S & M ( Sausage and Mash) Cafe - Portobello

  • Yes Children welcome
  • No Groups allowed
  • No Air conditioning
  • No Outside seating
  • Yes Reservations
  • No Cover Charge
  • House red: N/A
  • House white: N/A
  • Service charge: Not included
 
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